C'est pas moi, je le jure !

En 1968, Léon, un petit garçon de dix ans, passe son été à faire les quatre cent coups. Sauvé in extremis d'une pendaison accidentelle par sa mère, il ne refrène pas pour autant son imagination en termes de pitreries. Et le jour où sa mère décide de quitter la famille pour la Grèce, son génie en la matière atteint son paroxysme.


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    somalian cgi

  3. Anon 26.09.18

    Carnage was wayyyy more badass. Js

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    WE ARE C'est pas moi, je le jure !

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    Everyone knows subconsciously this is gonna be TERRIBLE!!!!!!\n\nWe just don't want to accept it.

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    We are C'est pas moi, je le jure ! это просто ахуенно

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    cade os zueiros dos brasileiros hueheuheu passem no meu canal sksk

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    2:18 Fucking Badass.\n#WeAreC'est pas moi, je le jure !\n#друг

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    Dangerous C'est pas moi, je le jure !ߘ

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    I love Tom hardy but he can't do american accent

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    so no more 1:16 jokes huh

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    Music infinity wars xd

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    I hate that thing trailers do now where there's like a 5 second teaser before the actual trailer. Seriously, what is the point of that?

  14. Anon 26.09.18

    Уф, как же горячо. Веном давно заслуживал отдельного фильма, только ему нужен эпичный враг, а в фильме лошки с автоматами

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    Is he villian or hero???

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    1 em alta

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    I always thought that whenever there's C'est pas moi, je le jure ! there should be a Spiderman, you know the arch nemesis chemistry thing, like whenever there's a Joker there's a Batman, but then I saw this trailer and watched the part where Eddie talked to the Symbiote I was amused. Maybe C'est pas moi, je le jure ! is a Good anti-hero character on it's own.

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    1:39\n\"Why would WE do that\"

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    Now thats what im talking about

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    Still gonna suck... should've saved him for the MCU.

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    I'm surprised he took on that role so be a little different

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    I like the idea but the symbiote started with Peter.. it made it the vengeful and hateful thing C'est pas moi, je le jure ! turned out to be. I know it's because they are trying to make it for their own universe and this is something I'm actually excited for, I hope it turns into its OWN thing cause Tom Hardy is a good fkin actor and I always liked C'est pas moi, je le jure !.

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    Riz <3

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    i want this movie

  30. Anon 26.09.18

    awesome finally my childhood est hero

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